4/9/05 - Here is today's set! Just the way I got 'em!

Name: Hooey P. Alvin
Subject: What IS OEM stofware and why do you care?

What is stofware? I have never bought any in my whole life, and, as a matter of fact, why would I want to care?

Name: Forklifts B. Maker
Subject: Ptohhsoop, Winowds, Office. CHEAP.

Ptohhsoop? Winowds? I would hope they would be cheap. Even though I don't know what they are. I would never buy from this person - would you?

Name: Dorthy Clark
Subject: Chose place and time.It will do the rest.

Dorthy Clark? After the real world name is some dude's name in the email address. Maybe it is short for Dorothy? Or misspelled Dorky? And the subject line is even more cryptic. A misspelling of the word "choose?" The place and time for what? And it will do the rest of what? If it is what I think it is, I'd rather do it myself! Does someone else have to be involved? Is it a mechanical device? I am filled with apprehension.

Name: Jimmie Meeks
Subject: re [19]

The name is OK. Is the re [19] supposed to be the 19th thread for our emails. Funny, I don't remember Jimmy or the other 18 installments in our thread. Does he really think this will get me to open this email?

Well folks, that's what I received today. Do you get this many stupid spams in a day? Post the funny ones so we can all have a laugh at the spammer's expense. I'll save more up and post them later.