Email from 4/10/05

Do you get this much crap every day? I do.

Name: Grids S. Waggish
Subject: Evening, lanlodrd

Grids can't spell worth a damn! All this to bypass my spam filters. Maybe he thinks that he's tricked me into opening his email. Guess again.

Name: Stevens G. Rectifiable
Subject: Surprise surprise!

I would like to rectify getting all this junk. Stevens should get the magnum surprise.

Name: Darcie Garrison
Subject: Extra power. Don't think. Just act.

Not much wrong with the name Darcie. Could even be a real person. Yeah, right. I could get behind her message, if it means giving someone who hates her a very powerful weapon.

Name: Tonisha
Subject: Get the next generation....not expensive

Does Tonisha want me to get Star Trek, The Next Generation, and not pay much?

Name: Cyrillic H. Whispered
Subject: the BSET inrneett photo album!

Those misspellings! I don't have any idea what an inrneett photo album is. Could that be an illiterate word for internet?

Name: Pepsi U. Isherwood
Subject: Let your child grow with the bset stofware...

Dear Pepsi, the jokes on you. I don't have a child who needs the bset stofware, not even my inner child!

Name: Overwrite K. Macing
Subject: bset soft at low prices

At least Overwrite hasn't been overwritten. Fortunately, he can be. He should also be maced. At least his bset soft isn't stof.