As of 4/14/05, Imagination knows no bounds!

Name: Confidentially F. Undercoats
Subject: RE: Nice Married Wmeon mtees strangers

Not too confidential, eh, Mr. Undercoats. What is the deal with Married Wmoen? And what are they doing with or to the strangers? I am not sure what mtees means.

Name: Stalk I. Portugal
Subject: Slutty Houswires waiting for you

Stalk must belong to the celery family. The wiring in my house does have problems, and maybe new Slutty ones will help.

Name: Page H. Masai
Subject: RE: geenric Viagra, Codine in dcreeset packages

This is no Page out of my book. I love all the misspellings, although Ms. Masai talks about packages. I wish she wouldn't do that. It arouses my prurient interest.

Name: Wilson O. Grate
Subject: FW: Detailed manuscript on how to make woemn to have real orgas

I wonder what the "O" in Wilson's name stands for. Maybe it is Out. In that case, it would be Wilson Out Grate. Is that the opposite of Wilson In Grate? I do want woemn to have real orgas, however. But that is because I think that is a typo for Orcas. Everyone should have his, or her, own Killer Whale!

Name: Zachery U. Dowries
Subject: FW: New e-book on how to have sex with any woman instanlty

Oh, Mr. Dowries, you were doing so well until you got the word instanlty.

Name: Pocketknife Q. Unchanged
Subject: Popular stfoware at low low prices.

It sure isn't my Pocketknife. Mine has changed over the years. Through no fault of my own, the plastic grips fell off the handle. Maybe I can fix it with some stofware. Everyone seems to be selling that these days.

Name: Ascertained A. Andy
Subject: Want to learn to build your own website?

I have ascertained that Mr. Andy can indeed spell, and is head and shoulders above all those here.

Name: Coolant H. Stretchy
Subject: Re: Jenifer Nude on Scandalous Pics

I can see Coolant with Jenifer: Oh! Oh! Mr. Stretchy. I get tingly all over, just thinking about it.

Name: Albumen R. Rhetorically
Subject: FW: Jenifer Lpoez Nude on Pohtos

Oh, Albumen, I love it when you talk dirty. I always wanted to see Jenifer Lpoez nude on Pohtos. Tell Pohtos to have more photos taken.